Where are my Counting Sheep?

It's three a.m. and I cannot fall back asleep. I stayed up late talking online, oddly enough the conversation flip-flopped around and kept going back to A. I don't know if the person I was speaking with did that on purpose (avoidance, maybe) or if he was just curious about the why and how of A. and myself. Then we were all sucked into a chatroom where I talked to A. for the first time in about a week. We all sat around and told (purposely) bad jokes and then I signed off and went to bed at eleven (thirty) and by eleven thirty five I think I was sleeping.

I'm feeling a little confused this morning. I wish I coudl grab that last hour of sleep, but I'm fairly sure that I'm done until tomorrow night.

This house smells funny, like feet. I wonder who is causing it.

Mood: Nostalgic | Music: Josh Groban - You're Still You

Who are you calling FAT?

Today at work, I was standing between a computer work station and a wall. To the right of the workstation is an office copier/printer/networked thing. If a person is standing at or sitting in the chair at the workstation, there is no room for anyone to gain access to the workstation.

So, I was standing in front of the workstation, since my task would only take a few minutes, and I was leaning over the desk. Kathy, a lady at work. slaps my but and says "move your fat ass, I need to get by."

I was shocked. I was beyond shocked. I'm 5' 4" I wear a size Six. I don't think my ass is fat. Or is it? I can't see my ass. Please, tell me if anyone else thinks that is a really really rude thing to say?

Mood: Flabby | Music: Shakespeare's Sisters - Stay

My Feet Hurt.

What a hectic day THAT was! I walked in the door @ 8:40 and one of the girls says, "Oh my god I'm glad you're here! I think I broke the internet!" She went on to explain that she can't get ANY of the computers to connect to the internet. Then she answered her own questions (and the few I had) by saying that "I called the DSL company and they said that starting today customers have to sign in with their full account user name and password, but don't you need software for that?" I told her Not if you use a router and PPE or something. (PPPoE). Mind you - I am NOT the I.T. person in the office...

I was able to figure out how to put the router IP address in the browser and get to its little sign in page but NOBODY knew the password. I tried all of the things that would be obvious. Nothing worked. So we all ran around explaining to the account reps that NO they can't have it NOW because there is no internet. That means that if someone e-mailed you something, it is stuck. You can't go get it until its fixed so go away and stop harassing me about it. This woman (top account rep brings in all the big accounts for donations and such) must have asked me about it EVERY hour.

Mood: BRAIN-DEAD-tired | Music: The Black Eyed Peas - Lets Get Retarded